Spider-Man vs. Tarzan - Freshy Kanal ft. ["Stofferex", "AdamUBER"]

RAP BATTLE!

SPIDER-MAN

VS

TARZAN

BEGIN

Me next foe close? One attack from the front

Come out web Spider, Tarzan is Kraven a Hunt!

Great responsibilities, much to debate

But first, me protect Jane from another red-butted ape!

(Tarzan yell)

Swinging down to your level is a radioactive stunt

To defeat the next cheetah, jumping between red and blonde

‘Fore damage happens, better crawl back to your friendly neighborhood

The next headline you’ll get is: I don’t feel so good

Bringing heat to the jungle, I lead in fights and on the beat

But I can’t fix an ego that’s burning down his own family tree

A bi-polar kid’s a double kill if your symbiote drops in

Pool into the canceled Spideys when the movies start flopping

I’m the champ over this chimp chump, with such feral ape-parel

Always spitting Looney gibberish, a Tarz-manian Devil!

Another beast without a beauty, this disgrace to homosapiens

Has only shown Africa how to shipwreck relationships

You try to move on, climbing up, explore the jungle’s sugars

But you can’t piss out filthy mental torture memories in bushes

Went from racist to tasteless but I’ll stick to the facts

Shall I call in Venom? I know you prefer to beat the blacks

You seem frivolous, villainous, I think I’m wasting my time

So pull your wisecracking and drop the mic harder than your love life

What are you doing on the rooftop? You’re past the high placements

Take the subway, if you’re chasing the Amazing’s ratings

While I’m facing Clayton, you’re debating your own challenge

I’d say quit attacking, you already hide behind Morales

There’s a thousand jungle tales, and when their tracks became reusable

Mowgli’s balls dropped; they called it Tarzan the Musical!

Woow! I’m a reflexive hunter! So best protect your mother!

However at the end you will get chained and shipped to others!

You must have been disturbed, out of your inner world

You’re Burroughs words? Just run away before the dinner’s served

Keep mood-swinging while your family’s falling apart

One shot and my stringshot will be in your heart

So no matter what universe, the spider has the last words

To a dude who puts belief in evolution working backwards

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!