Donald Trump vs. Mr. Burns - Freshy Kanal ft. ["Swizkii", "LittleFlecks"]

RAP BATTLE!

MR. BURNS

VS

DONALD TRUMP

BEGIN

I'm building my rap structure and it's gonna be huge

I'll alienate an alien when I deport this yellow jew

If you're messing with the president, you're gonna get sued

Don't believe Ebenezer; he's old news and fake news

Believe me, you know I'll trump this pasty flamingo

Cause' I'm a businessman, I know a thing or two about inflow

I love the gays; the best kind of people, trust me

And I'm all for gay rights, but you and Smithers? Disgusting

They're inferior, weak and reckless, I'm Syria-s

I do not negotiate with T-Rexes. Period

You're fired. The people want a new show. You've ended

We're going to build your tombstone tremendous

Smithers! Who is this orange buffoon? He's a nuisance (Wrong)

Surely he's the result of my power plant's pollution (Wrong)

To think he'd knock me with those tiny things, he must be crazy

And I won't fall victim to even more shots from a cry-baby

Don't look at me like I'm some kind of billionaire monster

It looks to me like you would benefit from my sun blocker

Like your tax returns, boy, this fight you should avoid

My threats are less empty than your wallet; you'll get destroyed (This man is so-)

Hit you with the bill; your immigrant deep throated

Stock so much wood for your daughter, you're a Home De-Potus

You run a population of folk who hoped they re-voted

I run a track sicker than a dosage of covid

(Actually, you al-)

You're good on the mike when you're mounting Pence

Becoming president precedented descent of all your cents

I can't legally say Disney over played their remakes

But they put Donald's duck-face over Donald Duck's face

Not to be a socialist, but show some manners

I'll ransack another granddad; call you Mr. Burnie Sanders

Can't argue with the numbers, Charles; right now they're looking excellent

So good at winning, even your show knew that I'd be president

I can throw money and have you by the throat, you novice

You bloat a lot of shit with Putin's prick in your Oval Office

You and your wall will both rest in pieces

Because comparing you and I would be like apples and impeaches

You loser, you can barely walk while I'm running a country

I'll bet you a small loan you had your raps written by monkeys

You're full of lies and with that cone of a nose this Pinocchio

Would poke a hole in every corona mask he owns

I'm the dough-Donald a role model of talent

And a very stable rapper; just check my balance

You claim to be a veteran but pull apart like string cheese

Even my hair holds up better against the wind's breeze

To make this clear, I have that four billion fortune

I'll make you pay for this cuz I know you can't afford to

We saw that your coasts have been taking too many L's

The only storm you give up money for is Daniels

I don't need the hounds, I'll release some goverening words

The climate's changed in this battle; Montgomery Burns

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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