Nathan Drake vs Tintin - Freshy Kanal ft. Cam Steady, LittleFlecks, Zawesome, Swizkii

Sir Drake's lineage has taken more than a hit

Gone from well-known explorer to fraudulent prick

His history's a grift, mine's always been rich

They would draw me solving mysteries before there was Inc

Push any button, but your pride is dwindling

You won't survive quick rhyme events with Tintin

Contrived design is your levels' core mechanic

Both your pistol and gameplay are semi-automatic

You've been playing games with your lover and that was figurative

When you made like your brother, randomly dipped with nothing

From one Drake to another, got family issues bubblin'

Better take after your late mother, commit to something

Led your friends to danger since you were a child

I'd bet that you've created way more graves than you've defiled

You're just another thief that I'll beat, not a survivalist

I made the genre peak, you threw it off the highest cliff

Sheesh, does he always go rambling on?

Shut up, Rick Astley, I'm asking the dog

Now scram to your cops, and get them on the case

Maybe Thomson and Thompson can find the rest of your face

When Sully sailed to Belgium to rob treasuries

He failed to mention, he dug up this Lost Legacy

A relic from the 20th century, to be precise

He's a fossil even Spielberg couldn't revive

I'm the greatest skydiver, bike rider, ever known

Mountains I climb at wild climates; wet or snow

While you might find your flight license gets revoked

You couldn't fly right inside your pilot episode

Being a 30 year old virgin can be scary, kid

But I wouldn't recommend that Yeti to pop your cherry with

And what's with the Gorilla that kicked your preppy derriere?

If you fuck with Tintin, things will literally get hairier

Someone put this fucking mummy back in a sarcophagus

Even how you peddle stereotypes is monotonous

A car chase is the only foreign race he likes

In newspapers so dated, every page he's on is mainly white

Did, Haddock switch my drink for his Loch Lomond?

Either I'm shitfaced, or that's not Tom Holland

What a battle, huh? Captain, it's verse 2

He's not done ruining this track like every building he bursts through

You've had a load of chances to fight, so then, take a shot

Your lousy Captain loads a glass then takes a shot

I'm in the action, load the gat, and then I take the shots

While you say action, load the camera, then you take a shot

Undermine me? My accomplishments run deep

Your whole identity is stolen: no honor among thieves

Be a good dad, and actually give two shits

Wouldn't want Cass to turn out just like you did, huh?

Well, you look like a toddler wearing his dad's uniform

Maybe when you're older you can start to catch unicorns

If you won't use it, drop the luger and surrender

Or call Herge in to write Tintin's last adventure

Are you both finished robbing my grave? I doubt it

Great snakes! Trust me, nothing great about 'em

Let's see Nate scale mountains with no man controlling him

Forget boulders, you couldn't handle bouldering

This track's had a lethal dosage of both these phonies

And the antidote's Dr. Jones on a dope beat

Take some notes please, cuz I'll show you what they don't teach

Indy's so goated, Tintin's hoping to poach me

Your fans are a bunch of ants, tell all them freaks

To crawl back into their hole with your relevancy

Drake, don't meddle with me, because I'm more than equipped

But with the way your Miss treats you, you're already whipped

I'm not looking for a sidekick, Tintin, shoo!

Especially not Short Round for the Hitler Youth

I'm the guy who smacks trenchcoat Nazis on my days off

Light that quiff like a wick and melt your face off

Kid, you're so boring, got no arc I could raid

And as for this moron, why'd it have to be Drake

My Lego adventures are putting him to shame

Your triple A title gets beaten by an Indy game

When a plane wreck was imminent, I ejected at will

You two should've done the same 5 seconds into your films

I'm reppin' the holy grail of movies without the python

You can sacrifice yourselves, now that you've met your idol