King K Rool vs. Ridley - Freshy Kanal ft. Stofferex, Swizkii

BONUS BATTLE!

KING K ROOL

VS

RIDLEY

BEGIN

When it comes to cold-blooded, there's room for just one reptile

So a dreaded space dragon or a seasick crocodile?

You stopped kidnapping the Kongs for spin-offs to play sports

When Nintendo sank your ship to rehash Ice Age 4

That's enough from Puff the Dragon, let me counter from the undergut

I'll riddle Ridley till he's riddanced from my blunderbuss

Let's see your misfits, krush the kruel kids klub

Cause K. Rool is gonna play you, guess you weren't big enough

Your plans have been stopping in the 90's, still afraid of innocence

Now they're making you remain muted, replaced by instruments

You rely on goons and gadgets, but they think you're great, K?

I don't need a giant cannon just to bring the same flame

You're one to talk about what's greater; it's been years since your Prime

Another L with Other M; no, it wasn't just your clones that died!

You take up so many personas cause just yourself is too boring

While you're making off with fruits, I'll be making children orphans

Check my resume, I'm more than a despicable despot

A pirate, doctor, boxer; your costume: robots and... more robots

I demand a feast after I'm through this baby furby

I'm wallowing in boredom, someone else more worthy?

Waaaaaa, did someone say "Waluigi"?

Everyone better pipe down cause soon you'll find that

When I flow-tosynthesize, it's time the venus fly raps! (Woo!)

Bring me the beat and I'll eat it and chomp it, I bring out Petey to cage it and lock it

I spit it toxic; K's boat, I rock it, blow on my spike ball, you best know I'll drop it

Ridley is sickly and K lost to Tikis, the truth is your fans are much worse (Worse!)

You're an edgy placeholder who's bringing the hurt, but I still had stopped Mario first (First!)

K. Rool, you'd only step up if you're made into Crocs

I'm the only mean green mother, but this ain't Little Shop

So what's a king to a pot? You could never stop me

Against these dead video games, call it Plant vs Zombies