Mysterio vs. Harry Houdini - Freshy Kanal ft. Homokóra, Provost

Harry Houdini, the one and only

Prepare to see me crush this phoney

I show no mercy to fake magic

So crawl back to the loony bin, I'm the one escaping straitjackets

I hate psychics

The future of your crystal ball helmet's when I fuckin' light it

We all have secrets but only good magicians don't reveal them so

Tell me how you make fights feel faker than Rey Mysterio

Think you're sneaky like Houdini? Kid, your try at scheming

Was gaslighting kids, then hand-sleighting them before IP leaking

Some average Joe got more success than you'll ever get so

Your girl took one look at him and then disappeared like "presto"

I soared to new heights by literally thinking outside the box

You fell into depression 'cause Spider-Man ruined all your plots

At Hollywood's beck and call but they're not calling Beck

The only burns you dish at all are to actors on the set

You got your audience convinced on a tiny screen

But my tricks even hit when I'm behind the scenes

You're a public embarrassment, your knick-knacks are worthless

Your jokes only put shame on your whole family circus

You think your handstands get your mom and dad fed?

I'll put your under pressure like the blood in your head

You've got no more appeal, all your props are overdone

Now this old man can't even sneak his way into World War I

Got fired for being too good at my job in the comic books

But now I got that bank to spare, ask Hollywood

Busting mediums is this square's damn hobby? Good!

I'd say sue me, but your Karen ass probably would

I demand a refund for your misleading show

'Cause when I heard water torture, I didn't think you'd mean your flow

Said you'd escape the damn grave, but winded up unconscious

Hurry the fuck up! I'm passing out trying to watch this

This Weisz guy wants to fire rhymes, it's nonsense

I'm not scared of a dude who hides from the patenting process

I know you like your water stunts, so this next trick will leave you breathless

Since a single punchline's enough to crush your appendix

You're under arrest when your criminal dealings

When I'm under arrest, you catch me swinging on the ceiling

I bet that would remind you of the man in the web mask

Your whole plans would go to shit if After Effects crashed

The great Houdini appears on the stage

To once again take the audience by surprise

After ignoring his doctor's orders and poison in his body

He still performs, and plot twist, he fucking dies

I'm in the air 'cause I'm a pilot renowned

You're on the air when your own drones are shooting you down

And is it any wonder Stark made fun of your useless trash?

Your whole life's work is a goddamn VR Google Glass

My methods are still unknown, I'm a spotlight stealer

You make teenagers trip balls like a school drug dealer

You're pathetic, you could never match the records I've touched

Only Guinness you've seen's the beer you down because your life sucks

Using Daily Bugle fake news to gain fans

I escape cans, while your Raimi cameo stays canned

Wanna make it big? Well just take after me

Make like a good stunt double, keep your face off the screens

Oh no, did I hurt your little feelings, bro?

Goddamn, who shit in your Myst-Cheerios?

I've tackled the grandest attractions

Mastered distractions back when the camera's in action

And they're saying I'm unstable?

That's nothing to the dangling cables that were breaking your ankle

Got the world fooled with all the magic that I've done

Your greatest illusion was an imaginary son

This is Harry's last show, and to put aside any doubts

He's been buried once again, but this time he's not coming out