Pennywise vs. Freddy Krueger - Freshy Kanal ft. SuperDuper24, J Morris the Review Guy

RAP BATTLE!

PENNYWISE

VS

FREDDY KRUEGER

BEGIN

Laying you down to sleep for two decades of your own hell

It looks like Wise is lacking luck; let's throw a Penny in the well!

It's prime time for a rap battle, bitch, dip you into shame down to the bottom of your silk suit

Yeah, sticks and stones can break my bones, but words? We both know they kill you

So drop this beat on your breath when I beat you to death

The makeup on your head will match up with your bed

'Cause my dreams are a threat, while the screams that you get make this spider a joke- it's a meme on the web

You ain't hot shit like Curry, now you're a Swedish all-you-can-eat dish; bon appetite bitch!

You'll end up like your first monstrosity

Now the fucker's chairbound; can't stand up like your comedy

And here comes... Freddy's... new... nightmare, biggest fear from Bill to Bevvy

Your only scare is the bill for new bedsheets

Stuck in the '80s; reboot fucked up

You're officially the leader of the Boomer's club!

I'll just wait for this fetus to get injured

They should replace you with the baby from Freddy Got Fingered!

But the nightmares won't be coming back soon

You're out of your airtime- do you want a balloon?

You kept up in ruining children 'til Jason mutilated your character

Now the question is: who would win here? The Alien? Or the Sexual Predator?

Swiss-cheese-lookin' motherfucker walking on my streets

I've always been the king of Derry; you're the Dairy Queen!

'Cause I never was a killer to hop on your boat, dude

So you better get high- I make standards float too!

You're dated, so listen up. You aged and you couldn't stop

Your face replicates your plot: a game of connect-the-dots

Your rating is severed, flopped; they made like your head and dropped

The same as popcorn I brought, you raised, blew up, and p-p-popped!

One, two, Freddy's coming for you

Three, four, better-

My count rounds out to a thousand; you're grouchy

Left people howling more about your idiot townies

You're not even allowed the best clown flick in the same fucking year your lousy sequel came out in!

You're scared of Maturin' and so your M.O.'s eternal

You'd shit your sewers when you see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Bitch!

Taking a nap and I got your soul on a hook

You're helping me slaughter people by making them read your book!

So it looks a little stormy for your sewer orgy

You didn't reign before me; I'm the GOAT, you're horny!

I'll stick to spreadin' teens over bedsheets

While you're left melting into a puddle; how's that for a wet dream?

You're more of a downfall than Maine storms to my main form

You're last one turned out like I ate your writers in a brainstorm

Go sleeping on these flows

I'll have Freddy's battle weapons shredded to Eddie's medicine so he dreams of gazebos!

Tongue-twist a butt-kiss like your final girl did

It's a multiplayer game when you're in my world, bitch!

I'd say go cry to your daddy 'fore you eternally rest

But your mailbox couldn't carry the paternity tests!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!

Fear...