Paul Blart vs. Robocop - Freshy Kanal ft. ["Titanium1208", "We Skeem"]

BONUS BATTLE!

ROBOCOP

VS

P-P-Paul Blart (*laughter*)

BEGIN

Robocop kicks you out the building like your mall did

I'll show you life won't always let you land in a ball pit

'Cause I'm here to arrest you for causing a huge riot

Do it like perfectmatch.com- use your right to remain silent!

Your seg-way of thinking isn't outside the box

You're not a cop eating donuts, you're a donut eating cops

I'm rising like the crime rate; fight for justice 'til I get killed

Take care of the pensioners before they use you as a treadmill

I went from OCP to a gigantic legacy

You turned Victoria's Secret into the WWE

Your mom died trying to get her newspapers off the streets

Try saving that with a Hello Kitty band-aid, creep

Roger that, officer, it's an honor you called me for the keynote speech against the autotuned version of WALL-E (*laughter*)

I, erm... what?

(*coughs*) Sorry

I'm the ball-droppin' mall-coppin' officer Paul Blart!

For one dollar, I'll knock your films out of Walmart!

You Terminated your style, then robo-copied and pasted that

And before you would've gotten replaced again, you said, "screw it, let's just play some ads"

But here's some family advice: stop clinging on your ex-wife

Like, I don't think she wants a microwave as her next child

And back then this rock'em sock'em bot's plots bottled up and became a mad source

But these days, your reboots are just kicking a dead horse

Don't lecture me 'bout family or kicking a dead horse

Your first ever email was your wife sending a divorce

So are you gonna' try to call in your daughter as third party?

You failed to cross my lines, and this ain't even the army!

My expectations didn't get high since you got Nuked off the market

If you want to save Detroit, you should be your own target

Your directive's out of its prime... (*yawns, falls asleep*)

(Oh!)

I rock the comedy genre, your gore doesn't attract, believe me!

If you were part of the PGs, you'd still be able to pee; geez!

You're the proof in person that products get rotten

And that if robots can't die, they can still be forgotten