Sandman vs. Tooth Fairy - Freshy Kanal ft. ["Freshy Kanal", "Kurobane Azia", "AziaCovers", "SuperDuper24"]

RAP BATTLE!

TOOTH FAIRY

VS

SANDMAN

BEGIN

I can’t find a single tool in your dental kit and caboodle

That could justify your purpose outside of a child’s doodles

Once upon a night, I’ll meet you in the bedroom

I’ll take eye for an eye, you take tooth for a tooth!

Enter Sandman! This’ll be the wildest night you’ve ever had

Cuz my sphinx sphincter is up for your never never land

Real fairies don’t need petty cash to have their stories sell

So I say you spare the fee for when I send you down to hell

Tell all the children to set a mouse trap under their window

If you don’t lock your jaw and put the key under the pillow

When my sandstorm comes, all the fairies better run

‘Cause you’re gonna lose a tooth if you try to bite the dust

I’m an honorable creature, this dweeb needs to lay down

Throwing sandy insults, like he lives on the playground

No guardian would allow you to point on verbal violence

I prefer your your latest portrayal, a pondering silence

So Desert man thinks that he’s got flow

But he couldn’t be dryer

Claiming he can step up to the tooth fairy on a wing

While he struggled with a Spider!

Look through that Sandstorm and at the magic you are facing

And dig out some information by asking your buddy Gaiman

Your dreams need an inception, leave this fairy tale tragic

So conjure up your beef and I will serve you as a sandwich

You just need to learn to grow, your crazed claims are vertigo

Why would children believe you, when all you do is hurt those

Throw up a whole desert, your sand can not kill this burn

Cuz you couldn’t think of punchlines when hourglasses are turned

You can’t outsmart me on the mic, this is elite dream boxing

And I’ll Rock it ‘til you’re jobless, you can call me Dwayne Johnson

I chill with Satan and Santa, you think your raps are the fairest?

In a minute you’ll get grounded by your Fairly Odd Parents

Ah, love, how could I be the one disturbing in this

When you’re raining ones on kids for night services?

You can’t see when the page starts to turn

You probably lost your eyes when I started flipping birds

Waving up to me like we’re in an Indian trauma

You can’t talk to me, you’re not casted for my genre

So it is my duty to keep you away from the audience

Punched skywards, now that's the Rise of a Guardian

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS- WOAH!

You want me to get this darker than the night

You don't even have to be a movie fan

No tricks, no stitches, I will fix the Pitches

There's no battle of dreams without the Boogeyman! (Boo!)

Sand's castle crashes, I put the fiction in nature

You think your bars are cold, you're nothing but your first layer

And Fairy, you still need to beg for coins to exist

Turn your genre on its head, with a snap of your wrist

It's not the purpose of battles to give the people a snooze

But old news, you'll get removed when the Boogey gets a groove

You are going to need a light switch to make this fight fair

Your dreams ain't working when I ignite my nightmares!

Uh...

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!