Moana vs. Percy Jackson - Freshy Kanal ft. Bblackroses, Jake G.

BONUS BATTLE!

MOANA

VS

PERCY JACKSON

BEGIN

I'm scoring three strikes just like your daddy's trident

Keep hiding from monsters while I'm discovering islands

My grandma taught me rhythm, so you better keep flow

You're out of Nep-tune, I'll end you on a C note

Try and fight through Lalotai with a pen and tweed coat

Put a Greek up to Disney and he'll go Hero to Zero

I have faith and trust in the people I've met

While your camp keeps a thousand snakes around your head

Here's the truth about your mission:

Ever since you've been a toddler, there's no flag in years of capturing your absentee father

Tried creating fake drama to stir your mess of a half-brother

Is that the only thing you didn't steal from Harry Potter?

No-one knows how far I'll go without this geek stopping me

The world praises my songs, you're nothing but mythology

So what's left for Percy to boast to his fans?

All we heard from him is chaos on the coasts of Japan

The world doesn't work with your silly rules

I'm the River Styx to your kiddy pool, you're pitiful

The heart of the sea couldn't turn the tide

Just like your coconut, you're soft on the inside

I'm riding pinnacles of flow, so who's the actual adult?

All you do is wreck the boats of a half-naked cult

That pray to a self-centered prick for what he took

While he watches you remain a sellout's fish on a hook (Oh!)

You can't sell me your rhythm, you're looking up to my limits

And I'll be throwing some rotten tomatoes down from Olympus

Your whole story got sunk, stuck with the Rock's junk

From all the ocean plots struck, Ariel washed up

Ehmm... stealing the pantheon's thunder? You seem afraid to

Poseidon became God of the chickens when he made you!

No reason to be mad at me when diving in your fantasy

Your miserable barrier won't save you from reality

Put hands on your MacGuffin and see which of us is rocking

Miranda missed the boat with you and went with Marry Poppins!

I got the ocean wrapped around my hands, you had your chances

I could just scratch my nose and make Te Fiti meet Atlantis

Reunite your grandmother with her baby, your future seems stormy when this reign of hell's come

Leave you both waiting at the gate for Hades; I mean what can he say except: "You're welcome"!