Simon Belmont vs Rick Grimes - Freshy Kanal ft. J Morris the Review Guy, S C O PSY

BONUS BATTLE!

SIMON BELMONT

VS

RICK GRIMES

BEGIN

Coming out from the woodwork, it's Sheriff Rick Grimes

Seen enough infected bodies to know about sick rhymes

I've popped off on walkers and thugs on the frenzy

And now I'll fire off this zombie from the N-Team!

AMC's packing seats; this emcee's packing heat

Stacking beef to slash the beat on Castlevania's tragedy

'Cuz Rick's got a trick shot for this plot, so piss off

I see Barbie and He-Man sent their son to go hip-hop

I'm faithful to my squad; Belmonts ain't even near it

You're outclassed by your granddaddy when it comes to team spirit

I'll die with my loved ones while you rot on the NES

You can't boss me around, kid; this ain't Simon Says

That crew won't trust you without a gun safe

There's no "I" in team, same goes for your son's face

You rain blood on the bible, those sins are unforgettable

Here, you'd have to spend the rest of your life in a confessional!

Let me give you some posts for your apocalypse, Grimes

I'm putting bookmarks in your mind like your son smoking your wife

The way you scream at your friends and kick them out, you'll be next

I'll cross you out like the way walkers crossed out your ex!

Go adopt another spinoff like it was your stepdaughter

You're dragging your plot on so much you turn your watchers into Walkers

And calling more cops wouldn't make the gore stop

I'm gonna whip through this pig and get myself a Porkchop

Enjoy your last quest; soon, you'll be left behind

No wonder a series with Dracula got sucked dry

You don't clap foes in Smash Bros, you're off the trail

Your final smash could barely even quake the Richter scale!

My kill count stacks a whole evolution of beasts

You'd barely hold your own against a bunch of rotten meat

Now Simon's Quest is finished, I won't hear more from this sinner

The tables have turned for another final dinner!