Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Freshy Kanal ft. Jay Chay, ProjectAlpha22

RAP BATTLE!

LUKE SKYWALKER

VS

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

BEGIN

How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai

Become the biggest sellout in a billion-dollar franchise?

Damn right, you're quite the high talker, Skywalker

But I'll beat you in the double, son, I am your founding father!

You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble

But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle

Scattered in your tattered robes while I'm ranking in the high courts

Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for?

He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir

He thinks that he's the shit and that he's hit with what he's dissed, sir

I know our families are both of our passions

But you just wanna' take your sister to the room where it happens!

We both have big battles that brought us to our acclaim

But when it comes to duels you got that Stormtrooper aim!

Hamill's hamming on Hamilton; you couldn't hold a candlestick

Your wife already burned you for me- Alexander Anakin

This battle, man, I'm owning it! The force, man, I'm honing it!

When I took my shot, I've got the Death Star exploding;

It's quite hopeless prick, your only motivation's to be famous? Shit

I'll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped!

Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:

We both have music specials- wait, that's right, George trashed yours!

No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys

Should be calling me Best Picture because you will never own me!

Yeah, I'm decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta' rewrite to correct

We're not equals, I'm the USA prequel, that's something that my fans will never forget

You're Disney's bitch; I'm the brains behind Moana

Got private shows with White House folks and features with Obama!

Your legacy became some losers living with their mamas

Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma

You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?

You're the AP U.S. history version of Gossip Girl!

You still piss in a pot; I've got a space fleet saving planets

What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?!

So let's wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress

But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass!

I mean, you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson

You're picking fights on your own side and shittalking your president!

Your history's a hurricane, what I find most depressing is

This lawyer's legacy's confined to lift unlawful dresses

Scandals left your life in shambles; you died in a helpless state

I don't need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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