JAWS vs. The Loch Ness Monster - Freshy Kanal ft. Rabi, Marshall Lawless, Snakebite126

RAP BATTLE!

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

VS

JAWS

BEGIN

The monstrous top myth haunting the Loch Ness

Compared to me, you're just a drop in the faucet

A fish out of the water, don't travel to Scotland

Or I'll break you down like your animatronic

I only need one line to be taking you out

The only food chain you're on top of is the bait in your mouth

I'm not debating your crowd, but you're not special 'cuz you're making charts

You're the least scary cash-grab ever since "Baby Shark"

I'm a star attraction, you get beaches blocked off

I'll leave your mouth wide open, call that "Loch jaw"

Toss you in the bin 'cuz even tasting all the plastic

You still rock the crown as "The Biggest Waste in the Atlantic"

I chomp on a speedboat dropped in the East Coast

Now I'm here to roast a prehistoric meatloaf

Nice scam you got running

You got millions of civilians to visit a lake... to do NOTHING!

Your stories lead hordes of suckers to keep searching

But all your cheap lore is more hollow than your Earth is

You'll hit the seafloor when this giant starts emerging

You're gonna need more than a photo from a surgeon

Remember the fisherman that I left to scream and cry?

That's literally me when I first saw your CGI

You're bound to stay low on Rotten Tomatoes

Your flicks are stored in the same boat as Sharknado

Leaving Bruce is bruises 'cuz I'm cruel with it

Today I find you finless, for two nickels in the soup kitchen

Your editing crew's vision caused your films to plummet

Want to be scary? You're gonna need a bigger budget

If you're out for blood, then get a taste

This rubber dummy's bound to get erased

Jumping the shark for some extra bank

You died like your franchise; blew up and you tanked

It's about time you got the hook

And I snap you, but I don't eat books

I'm Spielberg's first classic

You look like he scrapped your giraffe ass from The Jurassic

I'm a fraud crusher, leaving any kind of fish smothered

Started blockbusters while you got ended by MythBusters

Playing hide and seek all day in the lake you're confined to

Such a pussy, you need gynaecologists to find you!

Hear the end of your tale means you're just a skeptic

See the end of my tail means you'll get a wrecked ship

You can try to swim away, but you're too slow

Once I'm in Scotland, you'll want the land to be your new home

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!