Cupid vs Leprechaun vs Easter Bunny - Freshy Kanal ft. ["The Stupendium", "Freeced", "LittleFlecks"]

Love is in the air! When I snipe a rabbit, tag and claim him

Captivate the little lad whose ransom lays in tax evasion, pass the paycheck

You're no match for the matchmaker 'cause I rhyme gold

Show you tough love if you're at the end of my bow

Your fun is over, you got a porky odor and dress funny

I stay sober, I don't need four-leaf clovers to get lucky

Who'd give you a chance? You're a stupid little man

Last prom, I saw you cry enough to do a river dance

What's up with the bunny? I thought you were known for multiplying

You're just a symbol that ended up leaving cults divided

Just play dead, I have to go run some errands

'Cause you shouldn't lay eggs, I might've fucked up your parents

You caught me in my pregame, so let me work me magic

I'll down me Guinness and when there's a record, I will scratch it

I always got the gold and keep it cash in hand

Green in me pot, it's calor gas, I'll smoke 'em if they try taxing that

Forget your picket fence, marriages are in distress

Divorce rates are crazy! 50/50, Cupid shits the bed

While you're flying around, tryna fix the sobbing and mourning

I'm shouting "Another round!" until the top of the morning

Spent some time on Olympus and Venus gave her love to me

So tell your mom she'll have to catch me if she wants me to pay custody

And Thumper, as for you, I'll poof you like it's a magic show

My next batch of shoes will be going up the rabbit hole

If Jesus doesn't deal with you first, then Cross me Rifle

All because you're prey to everyone don't mean you're in the Bible

Stick your hands up! Put it back in the basket!

Wait, that's not an Easter egg, the infant caca'd his nappy

Man, I don't need your gold but hand the 24 carrots

Or you're facing the wrath of the rabid rabbit that's rapping rapid

Hey, naked baby, stop playing with lives like they were dolls

Grabbing them and smacking them together by their genitals

I spread cheer and love without 'conquering' people

This toddler's too busy going "Free willy!" he forgot about free will (Oh!)

Lep's hair rose when the fair-coated hare roasted Eros

I can tear open the air holes in both their throats without arrows

I'm no Saint, but they give it up for the Easter Bunny, Lent free

For centuries, it's been rabbit season, at best, you're pity entries

You took Easter's meaning and put too many eggs in one basket

I'll have this cad buried and melted down in his casket

Lep, I gotta patch up all the new wounds that you open

'Cause my shots make families, yours leave them broken

Lad... you had to pick between your mom and your side piece

But I know just the thing to fix a poor broken psyche...

C'mon, let down your wings, have a pint and get it sunk

They say don't rhyme and drink, but I rap better when I'm drunk!

Don't touch me, Leper! You ugly diseased spotty freak show

I'll sneak behind his rainbow and leave a pot of Aveeno

I got Trix up my sleeve, know you got no luck and you're charmless

Oh! Have you heard the one about the Irishman that walked into my bars yet?

If you think I... dehuh... duawuhiever... dahuhuh... egehguhuva... ????????????

OOH! I got.. shot (Huh???)

What is this feeling? So lovey-dovey and funny...

I think somebody switched up my jelly beans for some gummies (What?)

I've got a fluttering tummy, I'm seeing double and hazy

I got four feet, but you're four foot, I love a short king, baby (Me?)

I want to wake up every day to your beautiful goblin mouth (No!)

I'll turn my burrow into the coziest Hobbit house (Get away from me!)

I see our seven bunny-dwarven children drinking Guinness

Lemme put a candy ring on one of your surviving fingers!