TMNT vs Ghostbusters - Freshy Kanal ft. ["Swizkii", "Commander Jacob", "Eric the audible", "Chase Beck", "Mix Williams", "Kevin Krust", "PE$O PETE", "Politicess"]

Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?

A quartet of green punks born from Slimer's spunk

You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks on our hearse

Let's just keep 'em at Bay. No, they will look even worse!

You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter

What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?

And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for?

*What??* That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!

*Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering*

I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering

*The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters*

Let's paint the picture for you, Leo, *it's your Last Supper!*

Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude, I'm actually in tears

Did we come too strapped? They got like janitor gear

Yet, they pushed one switch in their crib and then air-fried it

Our fights are like our pizza, we like to share slices

Are you mad or something cuz your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?

Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin' (He's a freak!)

Now the Feds got you by the balls if you stay in town

Let's do it like Stay Puft. Mikey, break it down!

Listen, Ray Stantz, don't make friends with Venkman

The pay's bad and Winston will ditch ya ASAP

Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan

We're quick with the foot clan, they're just running a scam

True that! Your shoe's wack! Crew's wack! Suits' wack!

Just make like your hairlines and move back! (on god!)

You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at

You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags

Heya, Raph, why don't you go take a bath instead?

Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red

Oh, you want to talk about society with your double teeth?

Read the signs, kid, you barely got across the street

*Without being called a freak.* Forget pizza, you want a piece?

Grew up in sewers but *you can't survive us crossing streams!*

Splinter made a funny?Yeah, with the way they got raised

Quarantined for life, childhood went straight down the drain

Hey, I'm just saying if you four homeless snot chunks

Need a place that you'll finally fit in, *we got one!*

We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface

From the pervert getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with

*Let's go!* I don't think you're surpassing us cuz you're older

I bet as teens you got pushed around more than your controllers

*No way!* You sure showed them with all the buildings you blew up

For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones

You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds

'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down

Then by 2016, the Boomers were swapped out

And they gave up the ghost, *so who you gonna call now?*