Pikmin vs Lethal Company - Freshy Kanal ft. ["Jay Chay", "Kurobane Azia", "AziaCovers", "GarbageGothic", "LittleFlecks", "Commander Jacob", "PE$O PETE", "Swizkii", "Fightmarker"]

I'm scanning two space monkeys standing in front of me

Yo, I think they're far from lethal, but it seems we got company

Oh, it's Olimar and Louie? Yeah, I think that they're from Smash Bros

Nah, they're just the backburner to Nintendo's backbone

So let me run in mask off, I've bashed in the Brackens

I capped off the mad dogs, left Nutcrackers cracked in

My shotty gonna blast off unlike your space trash bin

Then cash in the scrap shop the skulls of these captains

I'd blow a bubble just to blow through your defense

You'd be better saved from trouble if you plant a Chia Pet

Cause you need saving from your pals when you're dropped in hot shit

We're scoring Victory Royales 'cuz we're hot at drop ships

We stepped up like a mine, we blew up in the scene

While you haven't been in motion since New Play for the Wii

Yeah, you left behind your family, I'm sure that they miss you

But your marriage problems? That's a Dandori Issue

This is Captain Olimar, Log 3-6

We found a game from Twitch clips that's already been eclipsed

I've wrestled Wraiths, Wollywogs, and Proggs that would be smoking 'ya

So it's no problem roasting on the ghost of Phasmophobia

So if we're gonna have a space race with this space waste

We conquered every cave on the planet where our base laid

You run in unfinished basements 'til you get your base pay

'til your player base realized they can't stand your base game

You wouldn't run if Backrooms didn't walk

Your atmosphere sucked so much it went out your air lock

You'd turn into pink mist to avoid a pink slip

I'm a master dog trainer while you're the Company's bitch

Louie, wanna add to this debate?

I'm really hungry but it looks like you just ate

That green fish you're holding looks really delicious

I wanna eat that with grilled leeks and some spinach

What? You're not even battle rapping! Guys, hold up...

It's almost 5 PM, and we still haven't hit the quota!

Well, we can take these Smeagols back soon as I shut their mouth up

Call you Andrew HocoTate the way you pretend to be Alph- AAAH!

Call me a Bulborb because I eat this beat like Pikmin...

...It's right behind me, isn't it?

Well, let me shoot my shot-

Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure they all just died

So I'm just gonna fuck off, goodbye

Uh, well, that was annoying, can we leave?

Yeah, that didn't take much work for them all to be deceased

I've seen better survival instincts coming from our Pikmin

I guess they-

Well, your poor performance risks The Company from going under

Louie, I do not think you comprehend real hunger

Watch out only watchful eyes, money and metal on board

Stop playin', work with me? Your life is your reward

I need sustenance, satiate and work until your brain coarse

Or else we'll both have a Hocotate main course

Little fat spaceman, lost on an assigment

Bodies hard to find, what you signed on your fine print

My company is righteous, really balance on the line

Little Oli only work to see president's pockets lined

Make way for The President, you talkin' 'bout my business?

People pay for your game and pass out in five minutes

You send your crew to your moons hoping they come back

Because your tentacles are too lazy to touch grass

I don't give two ships 'bout what your minions are bringing

The next time your bell rings it's me swingin'

Fire your guys, I'll watch you croak on the comms

Wanna survive? Give a fiery blow to my hog

I've had enough of this racket so can it!

I'm the first junk trader from an alien planet

Don't forget it, it's me: Watto from the first Star Wars movie

If you count me out like Dooku then you'll be in deep dookie!