The Once-ler vs Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal ft. Carter Sauce, Snakebite126, Freeced

One morning in Halloween Town

The Pumpkin King woke to a theft...

For someone had chopped all the Christmas trees down

And came looking to see what was left

Each gentleman gazed at the other

Like a mirror that spoke to his sins

Both pale-white and thin with skeletons grins...

Jack and Once-ler, alike him as twins!

Oh, the FUSS! Oh, the NOISE!

For these LANKY, UNSAVORY BOYS!

Me oh my! Me oh me! TMI! AO3!

Every Tumblr board plotted its ploys...

'Til up rose the axe of the Once-ler

And he sprayed it all over poor Jack

Who arose with a twisted expression

And a venomous verbal ATTACK!

Why, hello!

What a peculiar mushroom-nosed fellow

I heard you've embarked on a crazed mission to make millions

Stick to your books; keep that plague-ridden face hidden

While we both lose our heads, yours was turned to pudding

As your mind unravelled, like Oogie Boogie

Deep down, all that's fueling the smoke and polluting's

Your relatives' mockery leaving you fuming

So follow your heart, not your family's greed

Let corruption grow once they planted the seed

As they poisoned your mind with their rotten entitlement

All for you to regift that toxic environment

What's this? The empty remnants of hills and valleys

You have a vision of the future more grim than Sally's

So stop cutting all the trees down

And please make your way back to Hollowing-town

How's this for holiday magic?

The Elfman Burton has slaving away to make classics

You got that Frankenstein doll to pursue ya

Just to end up as more of a screw-up

You fought to escape a life so mundane

Then circled right back? Now that's just chump change

While puzzling your chums with holiday junk

Pal, you're one to judge; we both leave lands stumped

Poor old Jack, it's business! So know your facts

The goods with the most demand run out the lower racks

And the naïve ones? You know how they turn out

Crashing in flames, left with real burnout

Why, you've thought so small!

Money won't grow on trees when you've chopped them all!

I shall give to the people the greatest of nights

While you take all that you can except good advice

You're a slave to your figures keeping them climbing

But I only need one Zero to guide me!

I'll be passing out gifts from these wishlists

While you're crashing, just like your Thneed business

I'll visit your studio - fly right by!

Why, if you can go over their heads, why can't I?

While you look through your boards to a world killed by greed

A sickness that your Dr. Seuss couldn't treat!

In a million years, they'll find all that is left:

Mere dust and a plaque by its side, unless...

Who cares about some wildlife?

You're the Pumpkin King, but I carved my place in the skyline

You went and put Sandy Claws through the ringer

Just for your dreams to slip through your fingers

Spent your days through the winter season

Decorating your Christmas treason

All they ever gave you for your little scheme

Was the lead you tasted like a trigg-er treat

So I'm figgering that I'll keep biggering

Turning your town to one notch in my industry

But if you want a new spot to run, I'll take you back with me

And this fossil can power my factories

Traumatizing youths, saying I'm so cruel

When that sack full of gifts runs on nightmare fuel

So, compared to the scars that you leave

How bad can I possibly be?