Kratos vs. Maui - Freshy Kanal ft. Mega Ran, McGuinnsBook

Flee or start your prayers

To the god of your creation

If they sent me after you

Then you must be forsaken

I went through Hell's scorching borders

And coldest corners in fist fights

You'd piss your grass skirt

If your reputation's on thin ice

Boy, there was

A demigod hated near and far

He decided no one loved him

So he had to steal a heart

Was it worth his sense of purpose

Changing earth with dirty tricks?

'Cause once he died, he still had

Not a single soul that worshipped him!

When the tides turn on this fraud

He falls apart on the spot

What kind of islander god

Would sink in water like rocks?

You offered the earth gifts

But you're shallow on the surface

You can shapeshift to a bird's skin

But can't change to a better person

This is my fate!

I decide when wars are over

Cut you into shape!

This is how you make a soldier

You provide for the praise

And strengthen your culture

But when they cry for your aid

You offer a cold shoulder

We all like to goof a little

Trust me, I won't judge you (Naw)

Although, I don't murder all of Greece

You know, like some do?

I spent my time creating mountains

And kingdoms you might cross (Yeah)

I probably made the island

You and your shame like to hide on (Facts)

So, thanks! But I'm gonna decline

The olive branch that you offered politely (No thanks)

You've been hiding inside of that ivory tower

So why don't you come down and fight me?

You pray all alone because

You eviscerated your only love

You keep your emotions like coconuts

'Cause I gotta break you to open up

You say that I'm the one shifting the shape

You play pretend as a Norse deity (Fake)

You threw your mythology away

Like a Spartan's deformed baby

I rock the boat with the fire that I gave

To humankind; I don't take lightly

So when I'm striking the son of Zeus twice

There's a funeral worthy of fake vikings

I got tattoos

Of all my victories, no sweat

While the only mark that you've left

Is yet another one on my chest

Mine are a map, yours are

Just ashes to ashes

Directing to the exactly

Zero family members you have left

I was fighting in the field

'Til I no longer had chains

While you were marinating

Inside your mancave

Hid away since your parents

Saw your face and were sickened

Don't be surprised if I go overboard

Like you as an infant

So many wars helmed

I forged through Greece and the Norse realms

I lived through lives in the damn time that you spent

Writing an anthem 'bout nothing but yourself

I chose my solace

While you were just banished away as a lonely convict

Your boat's on water, but the stars couldn't help you

Find any excuse for your broken promise

So I'll raise a toast to this fraud

Who's loathed by most of the coastal goddesses

He's a pussy from start to end (rah!)

As his fate was woven onto him

Maybe add a sense of humor

To your massive arsenal, you don't seem that amused

Got so many weapons on stock

Yet you're the biggest tool for Athena to use (Ha!)

I held up the sky, dealt with the fire

And those ain't my greatest stunts (No)

You scream at your loved ones 'til they're long gone (what?)

Do I gotta show you how to raise a sun?

You got me actin' like Baldur

'Cause all your blows are painless

For once, take a step back

This ain't the cliff you fell from

To all the pantheons

That I saved from eradication

By finishing him once and for all

"You're welcome!"