Beetlejuice vs Candyman - Freshy Kanal ft. ["GameboyJones", "McGwire"]

The murmurs of my curse will be heard again

Murdering the worst suburban disturbance to lurk within a Burton flick

Terminate pervert vermin's exterminator services

Belly of the beast, this invertebrate can't worm out this

Words about me spread like fire and smoke of the demon

Your only headline of note is receding

Middle-aged joker peaked at his old theater school

Relives his days of glory by peeking at 15 year olds

A sequel/remake story? Tell Keaton's agent he's too old

A star we'll see fade shortly? Beetlejuice is easy for him

Your weak brain's storing an ego of extreme proportions

Head keeps on growing, the healer better shrink it more

I fantasize about a coward writhing in the afterlife

Add a manchild's cries to my count of infanticide

(Ahem) Direct your eyes to the TV, please

Not the man with the handhook for the recently deceased (Arr!)

Your name's in so many films, it's like they're tryna have you manifesting

You suck at the whole "being dead" thing

Okay, now Candyman canned the mantle (WHAT?) because he can't demand (WHAT?)

More than high schoolers to call up the hook-handyman (WOAH!)

Recant, Demon! Put that bitch down! Ditch the puppy love

The way you shoved that tongue in her filled me with stomach bugs

Oh, I'm the washed up one, huh? Well you're the artist, brother

That why your city made you bleed like some watercolor?

Some awful myth! Powered off gossipin'

Your fan club's in the bathroom, cuz your legends one crock of shit (OHHH!)

I'm the writing on the wall, you should have read it

Talk of my hand, keep yours out the dresses

Here's a hint for you, Beetlejuice, I stomp fiends

And I'll make a sex pest's insides splatter on the concrete

Your escape plan's to take a child to the mate lands

Offering a diamond crest ring for your young fling

I lap circles around you, Epstein in a clown suit

But I prefer not to know what ring you've been running

Cut! Stop, Tony! You're not even on his level, dawg!

Don't push your luck, just take the damn fight with the Leprechaun

Nice fucking business model, daddy's rolling in his grave

Taking stories based on slaves and exploiting them for change

Check it! Dragging my name? Then let me get real

I'll rock your banana boat, 'cause you've been slipping since Peele

And if I'm a sex pest, you're a borderline felon

I've been to hell and back, you're still in line to get in Helen

Cuz the only time you found a honey in your lifetime

They all rallied to have you stung to death like a hivemind

Threw a candy wrapper on the pile and left him cooked up

The roast with the most! Worse than your last hook-up