Travis Scott vs. Michael Scott - Freshy Kanal ft. WoodenHornets, 954mari

I'm taking this Mike and bossing you! I ain't the type to follow suits ([?])

Your bitch in my ride on company time, we're mixing like Jan-ba Juice (Straight up)

I can take a pill and pop it, you the kind to pop a pill inside somebody's coffee

Got no drip like you're the off-ice (Yeah)

Get those condoms out your wallet, throw 'em to the side, yeah

You get those goosebumps every time that a girl looks in your eyes

Call me Ryan, I'll set your home alight, yeah (It's lit)

Why was I put against you? When it comes to Michaels, gimme the Bluth

Here's the thing, umm, when I approved this fight

I read the name "Travis Scott" and I assumed that he'd be why—

I asked my man Stanley if he had rap slang handy

He said "no", and I'm glad because then I'd have an advantage

Don't need the bling or the swaggage (No) to kick you straight outta Scranton (Woo!)

You're making cash with your albums, but the paper we make, we planted (Bang)

No toy with the Travis Meal? Did Kylie take all the plastic? (What!)

Kevin can tell that your fans are bad, covered by pricks like a Cactus, Jacques (Ha-ha-ha)

Came from England in the 2000s: 20-01 Savage

Been winning Dundies, so count 'em, you've got six Not-Grammys

This was fun, right? Uh, but I've got to ask, Trav

You should come to our Halloween party, just not as Batman

Do I think it went well? Mmm, let me put it this way. You're looking at the newest member of Migos, probably. Um—

I'm not even in Migos.

I'm writing masterpieces, even when I'm highest in the room (Alright)

You write the baddest screenplays like you were hired for The Room (Bang)

My beats are way too big, you'd think I'm buying them from Shrute

When you dine at Chili's that's the only time you in the booth

You won't hit the podium, take it from Nickelodeon (Alright)

Think they'll get Sweet Victory, then I go Sicko Mode on 'em (Tay Keith[?])

My manager got me, I can go platinum in less than a fortnight, got it? (Fortnight)

Your colleagues so loud and obnoxious, you might as well manage a Fortnite lobby

If time is money then look at my Rollie! I get more sex than the doll in your office

My life a rollercoaster, Astroworld, you would be too short to get on it

Got Benjamin Franklin on all of my M's, you got Benjamin Franklin to strip for your friends (Whoa)

Don't play pretend, my face is on billboards, you got your face on cement ([?])

While Pam was picking up phones, baby (Phones), you was picking her mom up at 8

If your employees are family, then you must be Donald Klump, baby

That's it! You're the fall-off-the-stage guy

Someone should inform your mother that maybe you can't fly (Woo)

I drop, La Flame, and it's not a fire drill either

We're not, the same! My hair isn't built like a spider

Let's see, what the crowd thinks when your autotune's broken

Belting can't hold up without it (Boom, roasted), you're Andy with even less talent (Boom, roasted!)

Blame Kanye more for your drama, (Woo) while I parkour to Rihanna (Woo)

I'd sooner bone Toby than go to your stupid Second Life concerts (Damn)

Did Jenner get fed up with all those ad-libs in bed? ([?])

You came last, and that's not what she said! (Ha-ha-ha)