Boris Johnson vs. The Penguin - Freshy Kanal ft. LittleFlecks, Dan Bull, Harrison Cole

And if you elect me as Gotham's new mayor—

What?

I'll make sure that I get rid of that rapscallion—

No!

Bloody bat—

No, elect me as your mayor, and I'll get rid of that bat—

Uh, no no no, hold the ratio

I'm Boris Johnson, superbious

Hurting this vermin, or as some nutters refer to him (Yes)

The 'King of Gotham' (Gotham?)

He may as well just be the mayor of Birmingham (No)

You're a virgin, uh

I've been Cumming more than Dominic lately

Ask about my kids and I couldn't name them

Conservative, but I'm putting these women through labour (Ha-ha)

You turned to a life of art fraud (Uh)

But you are as tasteless as cardboard (Ah...)

I'll turn this penguin black and blue...

Like I did to the passport!

P.U.! Lookin' like Harvey Weinstein in a creased suit

They must've voted for Pexit, the way that they leave you out of the DC... EU

Here are some measures to abide with:

Stand ten feet away and never anywhere beside me

Implementing them not for the virus

But because you reek like a peasant with no hygiene

You're the worst role Danny DeVito has ever been assigned to since the president of Ireland

Uh, I can't remember the next line, uh

You resemble Peppa Pig, kind of

Before the gentleman of crime begins, I'll give this spineless prick

A chance to hide inside a fridge, I do what's required to win

This awfully hot Cobblepot has fought a lot of dumb fellas

Let me demonstrate how to properly Open a verse and umbrella

Here's how we make things well fair

Strip you of possessions and put you on welfare

Stop reducing the funding for healthcare

And make cuts to your Big Bird bed hair

Is this matchup meant to offend me?

You put this criminal menace, mad cynical mayor

The villain they credit with millions of deaths and pending

Against The Penguin?!

Not even I would buy your lies

So here's some advice that you might prefer

Next time you put the nation second

Put an r-e-s-i-and-g first

He didn't climb or work

There's not a dime in his life that he earned

I was inspired by the flightless bird on a pack of cigs

And then since, I've smoked all who defy my word

Flightless? No, that ain't quite right

'Cause I'm so fly from the tux to the bow tie

Hold tight, BoJoker, I know clowns

Even better than I know cold ice

Flow's tight and I'm bloody controlling the mic

This puppet can't hold up his spine, let alone fight me

Cobblepot is topping your pompous elitist party

Have them all chanting, 'Next rhyme, please'

Don't bring those great supine

Protoplasmic invertebrate

Jelly rhyme schemes

To the fucking mayor of London's grime scene (Shut up!)

As a tubby gross kid, you were bloody roasted

For looking like Kingpin with scoliosis

Got a beak big like Michael Gove's cheeks

One runny nose and we'll suffocate in bogies (Ugh)

Your raps were dopey and slow

Penguin bars are supposed to have jokes (Ha-ha-ha)

You can steal all this fancy stuff

But you can't collect your daddy's love

Silence, those lies are enough

Did you read those lines off a bus?

If you'd like another business meeting

My iceberg lounge satisfies any crook

Squeal to the feds, then I'll break your damn wrists

You're closer to pigs than David Cameron is

Spent four bars insulting my likeness

That's twice now you've been hung up on a line, huh?

You're slick to trick your citizens to thinking you're some ditzy idiot

To be forgiven quick for any sinister shit that you commit

Like "he's a bit of a dick, though not inherently nasty"

Two-Faced but not a Dent on Harvey

Send off alarms with your um and ah-ing

Maybe you could finish a sentence in Arkham

You were choking since the first round

So ask Handcock for mouth-to-mouth

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Not your job! Heh heh heh heh...

Oh...