Kirby vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Freshy Kanal ft. TheMonarchy, Snakebite126, Kurobane Azia

RAP BATTLE!

KIRBY

VS

THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR

BEGIN!

Hi, I’m Kirby!

Journeyed from the Planet Popstar!

I’ll add a dash of protein

Throw this insect in my pot, start

To mix it; when I spit

It’s like Down B, my bars will drop hard!

Yeah, I’ve been popping villains

Man, I feel just like a rockstar!

I stop hearts with the flows that I’m coming with

Spitting so sweet, yeah, I know you can stomach it

Your book’s made for kids just to help them read?

Only letters you’re teaching are LSD

Were your badly-made scribbles all drafted by children

Too vastly illiterate to handle your gimmick?

Like Galactus, I’ll swallow up planets and spit ‘em

The most you can ruin's a family picnic!

You’re just another level I will leave beat! (Leave beat!)

Mama told me to eat my Green Greens (Green Greens!)

Maybe quit chompin’ on the sweet things! (Sweet things!)

‘Cause your only power’s diabetes (‘Betes!)

I’ll need less than seven days

To leave this little pest erased, yet

All it’ll take is the butt of my shoe

And this caterpillar won’t need to play dead

In the light of the moon

A little egg lay on a leaf

Then, a hungry little caterpillar

Awoke to eat this beat (Check it!)

I educate tykes on the basics

Takin’, takin’, takin’ 8 bites out of 8-bit

If you wanna be the same size that my fame is

Then wake up, ‘cause you’re in a bigger DreamLand than your game is

Start a fight with all six of these hands?

I’m fly with the DeDeDe raps

I don’t need a power-up to burn this loser

Your home is a nightmare and you’re… Furby Krueger?

Very Hungry Caterpillar

When it comes to raps, I’m iller

Creepy crawler’s keeping baller

And I’ll munch this track for dinner

Smooth like butter

And I’m flyest in the room

I rapped harder than you

When I was spinning my cocoon!

Built like a peach, I could tear through, but

I won’t eat bubblegum that’s already chewed up

Stole my biting just to go and restore it

Call John Kirby, I’m ‘bout to take you to court, kid!

I kill a beat like I’m Triple D, Intercontinental legacy

For decades, I’ve been nibbling my little leaf

My job is to educate the toddlers to pick the green

Fifty milly sales; that’s my Copy Ability

Your poor taste conquers the gourmet chomper

You’re pretty fat for a platform-based hopper

Chewing on the sequels ‘til your vision got lost (Nom!)

Even Sakurai could tell that this ball dropped!

You must be on Crystal Shards, yo

'Cause even Eric Carle knows

This consumerist will get booted quick

When I bring out the Marx flows!

Your art shows you’re not so special, see?

Bundles of paper all stitched together? Please

You can bite me where that creepy sun doesn’t shine

Mr. Not-So-Human-Centipede

Too crappy to mimic, your lifespan is squat

If I tried to suck you up, I’d die on the spot

I solely survived World of Light before God

Even let there be light in your Bible-themed plot

If this caterpillar wants to craft this filler, then

Catch me in the streets leaving holes ‘til you’re dead

‘Cause when I fire rhymes Right Back at Ya

The USA will have to censor me again!

Dudes that wrote your plot musta been drugged up, man

So I’m smokin’ ya; Alice in Wonderland

You may be fulfilling to gaming beginners

But catering to kids? I’m the pillar!

I’ve heard your vacuum cleaner flows

And I can tell they suck

Now you’re just another Kirby

That is left collecting dust (What!)

Looks like the cycle of life

For Kirby’s reached a full stop

‘Cause he just got destroyed on the mic...

Call that a Kirbstomp! (Oh!)

{Outro}

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

The next!- *chomp* Rap *chomp* *chomp* battle *chomp* *chomp* Is on the w... *burp*