Doctor Strange vs Doctor Who - Freshy Kanal ft. Mr. Tibbs, Connor Quest!, Zawesome

RAP BATTLE!

DOCTOR STRANGE

VS

THE DOCTOR!

BEGIN

Ohhh, so that's why my psychic paper keeps going missing

This phony's after it, 'cause he knows he'll pass as Tony Stark, but with no Vision

Give up the act, that bad American accent could not be mended with magic

Strange, you look like the master if he mastered the art of chatting to fabric

My sonic screwdriver has the mic locked, you're a colonizer in knee high docs

I know the Ancient One was rocking make-shift robes, but they really didn't need a bloody white wash (No!)

You don't want to face a Time Lord in a rhyme war, you're minor to the Daleks that I fought

My TARDIS is like the Ferrari of time travel, your stone's quite literally an eyesore

Ooh, yeah, sports cars are a shaky topic, right, 'course

Now that joke was an accident, let's hope it still lands well, unlike yours!

Sherlock, I better beg of you to answer me this question 'cause it's taking me a bit to understand it

How did the Avengers take on Thanos in the secondary battle when the only difference was the magician vanished?

No, let me ask you, Doctor, with no sling ring in sight

How do you cast those plot holes that are way bigger on the inside?

So take your cafuffals you solve with loving hugs and McGuffins and shut it

I haven't seen softer Doctors since McStuffins

I'll tell you something, I've looked in fourteen million futures, but it didn't change 'cuz

I don't need the time stone to know that you're the same in each iteration!

This Limey time travels and swoops a companion, uses plot armor to save the whole planet

'Til this man panics and leaves them abandoned, and then he gets damaged, so they bring in a stand-in

Then the BBC says: "We've come to bargain, let's barf it again"

You're just a dangerous threat to your friends, it's ironic your rapping is far from a ten!

I can bend time to do what I choose to, time bends you like it's deja voodoo

That screwdriver is stupid to use 'cause no one has the drive to ever screw you!

Go hype on the beats, call me Sorcerer Supreme, I light up the screen to a thousand degrees

When it comes to degrees, you can actually check mine, Strange is dishing out the best rhymes since Tech N9ne

You girl got stuck in a parallel world, and I'm sure that you miss her

But, the truth is Doctor, you killed Rose the moment you picked her!

Speaking of parallel universes, I'm truly certain you hopped in a few

And threw the bootleg Chris Nolan mutant through to ours to come to shoot your stupid movie!

Allons-y? Bene-dick to me? I can't say that's a shocker

But it's strange how you're a defender and yet Doom's a more heroic doctor!

Your show is as stiff as your angels, except I couldn't bear to watch

I'm tearing off like a paradox, you can't square against the most prepared in this pair of docs

Suck my pears, you knob, you traveled through time, but know you should clock out

Disappear in that police box again and call that a cop out!

Well, I gave you a choice, you either get destroyed or you shut your holes

You're ja-doomed either way because I flow so dope though!

When you're firmly gripping the mic with those hands, you're close to dropping it

From surgical precision to whiney, "why me", wibbly-wobbly

Ay, I've visited colonies, met millions of species with different biologies

But not had a single thing bother me as much as that prickly shit 'round the rim of your lip has done, honestly!

Ay, just ask River how I make a Song bang

You brought your brother back from the dead, and he didn't even say "fangs"!

Use that Infinity Stone to get this over with, I'm not scared of Adam Sandler's remote from Click

All that hocus pocus, but no hope for sis, that's a curse that not even your cloak could lift

I've not met a man akin to this bumbling dummy

Who was raised by evil space beings like "are you my dar-mummy?"

Doesn't it break both your hearts knowing Gallifrey is toast?

I could save your whole race from extinction... but I won't!

I assembled the Avengers when everything crumbled, you rallied a generation onto Tumblr

Your hatred for guns has made one the thing for certain, that's why you were firing no shots in your verses

The person you lure next will surely be spared of your meaningless trust

When you become the second alien that's bitten the dust

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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