Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson - Freshy Kanal ft. Joe Cliff Thompson, Chris Voiceman

RAP BATTLE!

PETER GRIFFIN

VS

HOMER SIMPSON

BEGIN

So this yellow fella's meddling with Peter Griffin?

This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken

You're a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from

Matt left for Futurama cuz you're in the past, dawg

Whoever you're talking to, he's in trouble (Ah!)

No more beer? I'm seeing double

And sure I'm plane cuz I've been 'round the globe

While you'll remain the Milhouse of shows

Yeah, you're big, tubby, but if I were you

I wouldn't go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse

We're tired of you! Is there nothing you won't put your hands on?

Here's Joe's wheelchair, you've got no legs to stand on!

Thirty years? Christ! You've aged like Madonna

Such a zombie, no wonder you crap out Treehouse of Horrors

It's been long since your better days, but I'll give you fair praise

You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase

Let's talk about your family; my god, they're schmucks

When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks

And your boy there makes my Chris look like he's almost average

And Lisa and Meg are... you know what- let's just skip that one

Here's a prediction I'll kick you back to T Ullman

Then I'll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen, she'll giggity my donuts

Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten

Ya got served tho, thank you, come again!

You're not Apu, but you've sure got problems

Can't expect less from a series that Fox runs

Pretty frickin' sweet? Hmm, that's my flow!

Since the 90's I've been rolling in- Errrrr what's the word... DOH!

I thought you specialized in celebrity roasts? (Huh?)

The only cutaway you need is to a better show

Lisa, what's the definition of griffin?

A creature stitched from different parts! Hmm, that's pretty fitting

Now, go prepare our lunch, we have famous guests over

Tell me, where's the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers

You can't talk about ideas running out!

Replace the hound! Ok, now bring back the hound!

Need a show canned? Luckily, there's a Family Guy

Even from Space, I had more air time (Woohoo!)

Your fart jokes won't cloud my legacy

I couldn't even call you Flanders cuz you'll never be next to me

Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse

Cuz chronologically's the only time you've come first

You got a nuclear family so how'd ya tan?

Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!!

And... why don't you take that time machine from your son?

You could travel back to when your show was actually fun

It's shocking that FG came back from the dead

Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!