Denji vs. Ash Williams - Freshy Kanal ft. Swizkii, Snakebite126

Alright, you primitive screwhead

Here’s why you lived in a dude's shed

Got no true friends, no food, bread

And you’re too obsessed with huge breasts

Now you’re spoon-fed in someone else’s home

You’re faker than the first chest you groped

When Ash is over you’ll be set in stone

I’m smashing skulls while you’re fetching bones

Those motors and your dumb brain

Sure make a loud enough sound

But once all your blood drains

Then your Power runs out

Can’t call up Makima’s hounds

To get you out of the pound

Last nail in Aki’s coffin

Had him down for the count

Your life was a pain to live from the age of six

Now you babysit all the crazy chicks

The love that you’re looking for ain’t in your pay rate

How ironic, you couldn’t bang Reze

So how’s that for an opening move?

No slow start, got no motor to boot

I’m acoustic with my boomstick

And this shit has a Kickback too

Bro, with that verse, you’ll get mauled fast

Does the dad joke devil offer contracts?

You already rapped first, but it should be trashed

Not even that deer head would cough out a laugh (Ha ha ha ha!)

Why don’t you get your cabin crew?

'Cause you choked like a deadite just strangled you

But this is the last time your ass gets bruised

'Cause your show got canned like Campbell soup

Call me poor? You were practically funded on family budget

You should have that travel refunded!

What did the reviews say?

Grade A, great lakes, and a satanic dungeon?

The most unoriginal horror location

Did you book it with Jason?

I had to live the way I did

You rented that cabin by choice for vacation

Whole crew with me

Yakuza gets cut from the waist and gets split up

Your teamwork is trash

You’re the type of guy to say “Hmm, maybe we split up”

You ancient husk, one Angel touch

Bet you’d age and rust then change to dust

Well, I’m glad that you went insane because

In a brawl, I only aim for nuts

I wouldn’t talk about family budget

With how your daddy was husslin’

You ended up balls deep

Selling your nads to the public

His debt pile got so high

I could climb out of the witch pit with it

When that prick did business

All that drinking turned him to a lifted spirit

I’ve been cooking in hell, don’t give Jesus the wheel

Your biggest achievement was eating a meal

I bet you watched all of my movies

And thought “He just like me for real!”

I faced an army of darkness, they vanished

A single one left all your partners

With psychological damage

Went from Division 4 to none in the bracket

This doggie is rabid, he’s Makima’s bitch

She makes him do what he fears most

Even after he kills all his friends

His body count is still zero

Maybe call her to loosen your collar

But she wants to leave you an empty heart

Ripped it out before the first date

You got rode less than Kobeni’s car

Couldn’t stunt the gun apocalypse

Too busy tryna cop a tit

My bars are sicker than your vomit kiss

So you probably wanna swallow this

Wanna talk about getting groomed?

Look at what your writers put out there

The plants outside your window only grow

When they’re chasing a no-no square

Oh no, little Ash ain’t feeling so groovy

8th floor didn’t drag as much as your movies

My blade roars and it makes you a smoothie

It ain’t hard to cut you better than your blue screen

Put the beam to his head, now he’s shark bait

6 feet in an unmarked grave

I’ve met evil, you went medieval

Don’t talk to me about the Dark Age

Severing any hand of malevolent devils that

Several reverends, definitely never cleanse

So set on being meta on the set but it never lands

Your second attempt at it set a terrible precedent

You got swallowed up whole in this battle

There’s nothing that’s left to finish

But I didn’t have to devour you

To make everybody forget you existed