Amelia Earheart vs. D.B. Cooper - Freshy Kanal ft. RaccoonBro-VA, KC

Now, I see you Cooper, those sketches all seem redundant

Could've just said he looks like Agent Smith’s uglier cousin (Ha!)

Uh, I fought for suffrage and supported equal rights (What?)

But you and I cannot be equal in this fight

I’m an American daredevil tearing through various perilous aerial hells

My hart is in the air, of course my books flew off the shelves

He’s a civilian ex-millant irritant. He did a terrorist incident since he was pissed off

Jumped outta the plane too early like he’s dishonorable discharge

You couldn’t distinguish a good chute I got the Distinguished Flying Cross

Your body most likely ended up like your whiskey: on the rocks

Miss, you better listen; I got bombs in my rhymes, hun

And I intend to join the 8 mile high club

The fly jacket wearing skyjacker ain’t afraid of danger

When my sunglasses make for greater aviators

Heard you traveled the Atlantic but not actually as pilot

Became the forefront of air travel being a backseat flier

Even when your job was map reading, you were a novice

Amy, you couldn’t navigate your way to a dentist’s office

Stay out of my dropzone, I’m taking more shots than

Your co-pilot got loaded with before you got lost (What?)

Didn’t know any morse code, so communication was dropped (Hello?)

No wonder your story closed with a dot, dot, dot

I secured more wealth than you can stuff in a duffel bag

The true paratrooper cooper would know your verse was a drag

Your case would’ve been brief it it weren’t for clumsy investigators

You passed notes around to prevaricate like you were grudging with second graders

You dined on airplane food before committing your crime

I dined with the man whose face was on your last dime

Can’t land a plane or a joke, hah

That must be tough

Your raps are like how I enact a robbery: ‘no funny stuff’

Get your partner to chart ‘ya some better flows to fly on

Send a feminist icon to the men she relied on

The smoking, and drinking, and indecisiveness

Picking a flight plan highlights precisely you’re just a guy in a mid-flight crisis

Your legacy was buried when you crashed and got washed up

My legacy was buried when I got the job done