Kokichi Ouma vs. The Riddler - Freshy Kanal ft. Gamingplush64, Carter Sauce

Aw, geez, the Riddle guy

Out of all the Batman villains, why

Did it have to him who had been tossed around

Until his account on Twitch went live?

And he can't even tell one little lie

'Cause his dad hit his ass out of confusion!

I thought that age only went up, but decades later

And you're still held down by the Bruces!

There's no Flashback Lights needed!

Spent a year asleep, got amnesia

You got reformed from evil theater kid

To Batman's Supreme Cheerleader!

Thank god you have that cane; you'll need it!

You'll walk with three legs by the evening!

What? That's a lie; I didn't mean it!

Chill out; do I need Penguin to freeze ya? Like, Jesus!

To topple this great

It just takes getting philosophical

Icon of yours makes sense

When The Question sure left his mark on ya!

I'm light and I'm agile; a lock's all I pick!

You can't fight the Bat while your body's that slim!

Now why don't you stop all the flops with Jim Carrey

And carry those bony-ass arms to the gym?

What makes you the master? I don't have a Clue

After so many Gotham minds do what you do!

If I stumble upon you alone in a room

I will drop a geek loser more useless than Miu!

Ooh, toilet paper wrapped around ya could Hush you!

Kidding; I'm nowhere near loony as you

Plus, it's not like you're packing the cards here to flush me

To start with, and that's with a New 52!

If you are Ultimate

Please do not lie

A devious poser for a

TV show, now who am I?

Correct; Kokichi Oma!

The scheming Joker that I'm leaving choked up!

Beat this loner 'til his clothes are

Black, white, and pink all over!

Your origin's riddled with plot holes and lies

'Cause your past and your cult are as spotty as D.I.C.E.!

Put a marvel so bright against Nagito lite

Get a mismatch as big as your eyes in your concept design!

I go down many floors, but this isn't Hell!

It's certainly torture, though; I'm unwell

Who am I? If you couldn't tell

I'm your fans who checked out after Love Hotel!

Used that tunnel to run out of your arena

'Cause they ran out of ideas for plots!

Gofer a Project less far-fetched than sending

Stars to the stars just to be for naught!

Your maker can't be real with that twist at the end!

She's sick in the head; a lost cause-pox!

Plainer Clayface had to save face

When the last case came, and the ball dropped!

You let one assassin cross you

I fooled an entire League!

Maki acted rash and Gifted you a hole in your shoulder;

Now you're Poisoned and need IV!

And a Gotham bombing's nothing to the sites

Your shippers flood with posts!

I know you want that detective Saihara

To love you, but does he? Nooooo!

Somebody put this troll

Back under a bridge! That wasn't a dig!

Looking straight out of Gonta's lab; you're a small, green pest

And I want to crush you to bits!

Went for some coffee and breakfast

Then you got caught and arrested!

What good are question marks in Arkham if you

Still

Can't find an end to your comical sentence?

I'll throw you out like Falcone now!

Against Oma, count up your days, Riddler!

It's not April, but this prankster's taking shots

So saucy call me the Hollandaise Killer!

This goon's lucky the dead Robin he haunted

Bruce with had an empty tomb first

Someone as sick as Kaito would need space for

When that mind of yours got out-staged by your tumor!

Downplay my impact? I'll find all you had left

With a riddle that might have you oddly perplexed!

Now, how does a normal kid go from a no-name

To then showing up to showrunner sets?

Then voila, he's a well-clothed no-name

No home, no parents, no life, no remorse felt!

Those that he cares for, he torments to cope

With his boredom, does it seem obvious yet?

Carved a stone for his own ego, acts more evil

Than Satan but with a God complex, and next?

His style's to be ugly for rep and attention

I'd say Supreme fits him best, then!

Why go spew the lies that he holds up so high?

I'll answer for you, since I know you can't answer "who am I?"

You are a nobody! Died alone when the hydraulics had pressed

Because no body's all you had left!

So if your class can't come

To a deduction, then I will

Since even after you've been crushed

All you do is lie, still