Kraken vs. Cthulhu - Freshy Kanal ft. LEECHY!, PE$O PETE

Oh shit! I was resting

In the ocean

I think this octo-pussy queefed, huh?

Now I've awoken

No myth, each verse

A curse, Poseidon spit

Try to bite off me?

If I'm flowing, then the tides'll switch

Bro, your story's utter nonsense

I say your name and utter nonsense

Cutuh, cuh-cu, cutuh, cuz... uh...

FUCK IT!

Too much bullshit, not enough vowels (yeah!!)

No drip, this fish in a drought

Cruise ships, toothpicks, spitting them out

Who's insignificant now?

Put the shrimp back in an aquarium

You look like a new Covid variant

I'm in the sea bed, you got no real depth

That's why they put you in Terraria

Spare me from playing your games, boy

Or I'm giving Jones the location

You'll get your shit rocked, and put in a big box

A locker combination

What even is

This cephalopod's goal?

Your only claim to fame's a series of films

Of terrible plot holes

Every mortal, I stomp on

Like one steps on a cockroach

Severs your flesh, selling you

Fresh at a Costco

I'm the head on the top throne

Several gods know

You're full of watered-down seamen

And skeleton crossbones

I bit off your style?

What are these pitiful soft jokes?

I'll take you further under

Than your crypto stock growth

Kraken was out screeching and plundering

I was marked a scourge

This dragon fell asleep in a dungeon

And hit "Do Not Disturb"

Hit him with this double

Like an action surge

Your flow is like most people who supposedly

Show you on film - amateur

Cultivate a culture based

On cults of ancient scum

Culminated by an author

Who was basically a cunt

You're not the first idea

That he had that was appalling

A sexist and racist, he put

A new meaning to catcalling

Despite your frame and size

You couldn't measure up to me

In any given sport

You're 20,000 leagues beneath

You're a ghost of what you were

And I'm a phantom of the seas

Need the Necronomicon?

Because your fandom is deceased

You couldn't fathom my real appearance

Your calamari brain's pan frying

You're only sighted by drunks and bums

They say you're big? Now that's cap sizing

A single cannonball splits the Kraken?

You can't deny it, you're that spineless

Your battles bring you fulfillment?

They look like pirated hentai shit

Get cracked like a shut clam

Put a cork in it like your rum brand

Why should I rebuttal this scumbag?

See the sperm whale if you want comeback

I'm a living breathing legend

You're a pet who's on a leash, who

Lays in wait in movie cameos

And hoping they'll release you