YG Interlude - Lil Dicky ft. YG

I thought this dude was a rapper, man

Yo, Peter Parker's scared to rap

Ayy, D, fuck it, man

Ayy, let's make a beat from scratch

Fuck this nigga

Wait

Allow me to tell y'all what I'm 'bout

Like a dinner you got reservations, but I'm 'bout to eat up all the doubt

Hey, come on, I'm a flower let me sprout

Looking like I'm straight out of Comic-Con, scrawny don

Hungry Ramadan, my mama wrong

She don't think I got a job, but I'ma make great cheese like Parmesan

I'm hardly on

But the rent paid 'cause you know that pussy flow good, I menstruate

If we got off on the wrong foot like Bengay

It's because I'm higher than a bitch, men's pay

Rappers thinkin' that they hot

Blow your nose motherfuckers, it's not

I ain't never fought a man in my life

I have only slept with four different girls

Still, you can get it though, get every crevice, though

Come on some chicken, like fresh mozzarella

Hella good ebonics, I think like a comic

My females got bombs on they body like they were Jihadists

And my libido is scary like Magic Johnson near mosquitos, hmm

I'm tactical, I'm back and forth

From acting dull to rapping for you

Attracting lore in the faction form, when the track's recorded

It's about to put me on the racks like a fashion store

I just want a girl let me hit it on a work day

I don't think my dick has grown at all since the first grade

I'ma get the cake with my gifts like a birthday

Separate it with my lines like two lanes

I don't want a Grammy, bro, I got two and they fairly old

Stay with more bars than a graph, I'm on top of the class

Hop in the bath with a bad little lady with ass

I'm making her laugh, the neck like a baby giraffe

Shaking it fast, making it last, haters are mad, saying I'm bad

It's like an eighth grader training a class, it's crazy and blasphemous

I'm 'bout to break 'em in half, I'm making my path

I'm waiting on my break like a cast

Somebody get a boy a gig, he got drive and flash

Like a flashdrive