Morning After - Lil Dicky

Hey, good mornin', baby

You need some java, baby?

We got to wake up, baby

Last night was really crazy

I think I liked it, baby

Damn, you smooth, baby

Lookin' like you moisturize, baby

Tell me where to buy it, baby

I'm dry, I need the product, baby

Got my hand on navel

Then she slid her panties to the ankle

Made me back up and look at the bussy

Bussy glistenin' like a heavyweight

You wanna fuck me, baby?

Haven't showered in a minute, girl

But if you with it, then I'm with it, baby

I will shower you with every curl

Are you freaky, baby?

Spoonin' me like I was soup

Want me to be dirty like a goose?

Ooh, but what do you like, baby?

Do you want me to choke you, baby?

She said, "That's okay, baby"

"That's okay" as in you want that?

Or "That's okay" as in "No thanks, baby"?

She look at me crazy

I said, I don't mean to complicate it (No, no)

Let me grab a condom, baby

I put it on, then she, then she

Throws it back, give me the ass, pop it

Tickle the breast, nibble the crack, stop it

General Custer with the tactics, I'm a demon

I could feel the semen creeping 'round the penis

Bein' a man in there, we need a ambulance

Pussy gettin' killed

She orgasmin', her body spasmin'

Then I finally finish, can you feel it, baby?

Slidin' off, where's the condom, woah

Well, it's not on my penis, baby

It's so confusin', baby

Uh, did I, did I just fuck you raw, baby?

Uh, I'm looking 'round and I don't see it, baby

I move the blanket, move the covers

Where's the rubber, baby?

Now she diggin' like a caveman in her bussy for it

Even if you find it in there, what's the difference, baby?

Semen probably already leakin' in there, swimmin' in you

She said she still don't want no condoms sittin' in her insides

I said, I understand, but there are bigger fish to fry

She said, "You blamin' me, but you the one that put it on"

I am not blamin' you and I don't think I put it on wrong

I put it on my pinky first to see which way it go

Because I'm well aware that condoms aren't reversible

She screamed, "I found it, baby"

She pulled it out her bussy

But I can't celebrate it, 'cause we got bigger fishy

Girl, I ejaculated, and I don't see it in there

She said, it's fine, she'll just take the morning-after pill

Oh, oh

Thank God for the tech now

We should probably go and get it now

This is life when you're young and wild

I know it can be scary sometimes, that's life

But I know you'll get married in time

I know everything will be okay