Girls Are the Best - Kyle Gordon ft. Tanya McCabe

Girls can be anything that they want to
Smart or beautiful
You can be a CEO or a fireman too
Or should I say firewoman? Hoo-hah!
Girls can be doctors, hooray!
And a girl will be the president of the USA
No way! Well, maybe someday!

Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl
Better than every boy in the whole wide world
They're all bad, we don't like 'em
'Cause girls are smart and rich and fast
I said, girls can freaking kick your— (Shh)
Girls are the best in the world
I'm a girl so it means that I am good

Girls can be nasty or squeaky clean
We can give head or pray
Girls can be really nice or they can be mean
They told me that I give bad head
Girls can be Baptists or a Lutheran priest
Any type of Christian is good
A girl can be a mother or defend our freedom overseas
Let's give it up for our sisters in Iraq

I can drink whiskey with the big boys and I don't give a hoot
You diss American women? Well, here's my boot
Right up Bin Laden's ass
Well I don't care if you're white or brown or green or purple or Black
You talkin' 'bout racism? Here's what I think about that
It's bad!

Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl
Better than every boy in the whole wide world
'Cause girls are smart and rich and fast
I said, girls can freaking kick your— (Hey, watch your mouth now, come on)
Girls are the best in the world

Alright, for this next part, I'ma need a little bit of audience participation
Can you get down with some of that?
Alright, I love it
So at this point, I'd like all the fellas, all the men out there to please stand up right now
Yeah, go ahead, stand up
And hang your head in shame
And you stay standing
You dished it out for ten thousand years, you can take it for a minute
And now all my fierce queens out there, I'd like you to sing along with me, "Girls are the best in the world," let's do it
One, two, three, four

Girls are the best in the world (Yell at them, make them feel bad about who they are inside)
Girls are the best in the world (Insult their genitalia and why you hate it)
Girls are the best in the world (Use physical violence, attack them with your hands)
Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl