Horniest Kid in School - Kyle Gordon ft. Eddie O’Dell & the Dellvettes

I’m going crazy
For Donna and Daisy
Well, golly, ain’t they cute?

And I’m going loony
For Jackie and Judy
I wanna give 'em a smooch
Cuz I’m the horniest kid in school

Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey!
Ahhhhhhh!
(Pop)

It was the first day of class
When I saw her there with Principal Jones
(She was standing there with Principal Jones.)
Well, she was wearing that bra
The one that makes 'em look like cones
(Her breasts, they look like cones.)

And when I saw her big rump in the hall
I was flippin’ my lid
(A big rump has got him flippin' his lid.)
If I could only peep at those jugs, well
Gee whiz!
(Nice jugs, gee wiz.)

I’m going bonkers
For Beverly’s honkers
Well, what a wonderful chick

And I know the rumors, yeah
About Olivia’s hooters
Well, they’re big
Cuz I’m the horniest kid in school

Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey! Hey! Yum de wadda wadda!
Hey!
(Brrrrr)

When I finally made a move, well
I asked her in a trembling voice
(He was scared and had a trembling voice.)
"You wanna share a couple colas?
Then I’ll drive us up to Pfefferman’s Point."
(He wants to touch them up
At Pfefferman's point.)
And then I nearly blew a load
When she told me that the answer was yes
(He nearly blew a big load.)
I just might take her to the chapel
Right now
And marry her
Breasts
(Big breasts!)

I’m feelin’ funny
I keep on tellin' my buddies
"I never felt so gay."

And I...
Ya ha ha ha ha
Ya ha ha ha ha ha
Well, what else can I say?
I’m just the horniest kid

Yeah, I'm the horniest kid In school

Hey, fellas, wait up, would ya?!