You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - RuPaul

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!

Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!

Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!

Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
Darling, three words that describe you
Are "Stink, stank, stunk!"

Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
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Mr. Grinch
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You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato, to-mah-toe
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Oh, Mr. Grinch!
Let's face it, darling, you are a mess!

I'ma tell it like it T.I.is
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseating super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey
You drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
Yes, you are
Like, I was really having a really great time until you came along And... really... I mean you spoiled it
Not only for me but for a whole bunch of people and that's why I have to tell you, that of all the people I've met in my whole life you're the worst in the whole wide world and I mean it, I really do
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch, you're a winch
Yeah
Mr. Grinch
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Mr. Grinch