Stayed Gone - Andrew Underberg ft. Amir Talai, Joel Perez, Sam Haft

That fucker is back

Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too

It's been seven years

You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

Uh, fuck you

Just saying

Things have changed a lot since he left town

That's for sure

I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now

Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh

Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on

Camera, speeds
Rolling in three, two

Welcome to the show

Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? (Welcome to the show)
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well, handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away

While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?

Salutations, good to be back on the air

Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style
Treated Hell to a broadcast, sinners, rejoice

What a dated voice

Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre video podcast

Come on

Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?

Ignore his chirping

Every day, he's got a new format

You're looking at the future

He's the shit that comes before that

Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees

Oh, please

And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team

Hold on

I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea

You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering

Uh oh, the TV is buffering

I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle—

I'm afraid you've lost your signal

Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in
When I'm done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Fuck