Oscar - 1999 WRITE THE FUTURE & The Pharcyde

I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar

Yo, shawty was so fly, looked me in my eye
Asked me if I wanted to come through, I replied
"Why not?" Not why, stopped at Popeyes
She ordered a strawberry soda with small fries
I'm a vegan but I like thighs
And some breasts with the right size
Know I'm joking, that is not allowed 'cause I follow Christ
She kept listening
Said she still feel the rattle from the [?]

I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar

I tell you, all this jelly got me in a jam
'Cause every day's another one, I'm kinda goin' ham
She thinks it's Thanksgiving but I don't give a damn
I'm in the pride with the lions and the field with the lambs
All I need is cranberry and the candy yam
A friend with benefits is the man I am
Why you tryna change me, see strangely you came to kick it
This is a three-way circus, bitch, you got your ticket
New tears of a clown around here, my dear
I learned to keep it one hundred so my ride don't steer
[?] the wrong way, otherwise we doing what the song say
Dramaville heartbreak, it's stringing you the long way
But you're jiggling, baby
I watch you turn away, the walk is driving me crazy
I know you're feeling it, baby
The way you walk away, it's truly driving me crazy

I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar

You could get with this or you could stay stuck
Imani need an Oscar for acting like he give a fuck
Her friend deserve her for acting big and bad
Acting like he got things he never really had, fully charged
Pull up with the whole squad, I need some peace
She want a piece, acting like the Pharcyde ain't a beast
You finished? Pump the beat
No fall off, we done once the wheels fall off
Pump the beat, loud as a sawed-off
With my shirt off, madness
She all on me, had to pull her off like a bandage
Sucking her teeth, she wanna eat it like a sandwich, I keep all receipts
Kill all that ill talk, real spill over here
Don Julio, keep it clear, keep your beer
Ain't having none of that fuck shit this year
Ain't having none of that fuck shit this year

I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar