Like Eminem - Bryson Gray

I find it funny that- wait wait, my songs get banned for offending the lgbt but, but Eminem used to threaten 'em in his songs &, & his music is still up. I got the answer, I can make a song like Eminem. Here we go

Why every gay man act like stereotypical black women?

Why every feminist grow up to be cat women?

Why can't we force workout plans on fat women?

I need to lose a few pounds too, but that's different

Eminem had to curse to sell records, but I don't

I mean, he sold his soul & went woke, but I won't

I keep getting banned for all these lyrics I wrote

Which means they'll probably ban the Bible soon cause that's what I quote

You think what I'm saying is very wild?

Why gay people adopt kids just to be pedophiles?

& wonder why kids grow up dressing like Harry Styles

They say they're coming for the kids, it's getting carried out

"Bryson are you homophobic?" Yes

97% on the homophobia test

But I was 3% off so I wasn't impressed

All transgender people they should be under arrest

They say this songs so offensive, but only if you get offended

I can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen

They say this songs so offensive, but only if you get offended

I can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen

Eminem threatened gay people in his songs, I'm not that bad

I just want to deport 'em to Iran or Baghdad

I mean, they wanna leave anyway, why are they that mad

I'm not mean, I just got some questions I wanna ask fags

Why are men putting on dresses to be edgy?

Back in high school I woulda gave 'em a wedgie

Trans people scream out "Why won't society accept me?"

But they didn't accept themselves so they ain't ready

They say "Bryson are you homophobic?" Yes

"Well are you transphobic too?" Guess

I mean, I don't know who I value less

Homos or harlots on "Esa" showing their breasts

Being a president isn't a job for women

Calm down, put on a dress back to the kitchen

We used to shame degenerates, but now it's different

We turned from God, now on TV, 2 men kissing

Sing along

They say this song so offensive but only if you get offended (why are you mad)

I can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen (bro just cut it off)

They say this song is so offensive but only of you get offended (literally turn it off)

Can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen (ok 1 more time)

They say this songs so offensive but only if you get offended (everybody sing along)

Can't offend you without permission & you don't even have to listen (hands in the air)

They say this songs so offensive, but only if you get offended

I can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen

Please leave your message after the tone *beep*

Oh no he did not just say all that. Like you are so homophobic that it's disgusting, like I'm crying right now, like I think your secretly gay. I think you need to take some of your anti-Homophobic training, because you are a threat to our society. You are a dangerous, you need to go now