L vs Light Yagami - Epic rap battle parodies ft. Kevin Krust, Mr. Glitchez, Stevie Smith (Rap

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
LIGHT YAGAMI
VS
L
BEGIN

Let me start off this case by saying that you're an evil man, Kira
But don't think I don't know who you are, the Light Yagami queer, yeah?
I am L if you've not noticed whereas you're a massive fail
Don't even bother starting a rap for justice shall prevail
And I'm a damn good detective too, call me Bruce Poirot
When I roundhouse kick your ass, I'm sure you shall know
That you fooled me first, but I knew you were up to something
You call yourself a god when you're not even a king

What's up, it's big Kira, I'm known as a massive leader killer
My higher intelligence will soon beat you in this thriller
I'll use you like I did to Misa, told I've got a God Complex
Scratch that, a prophet, or forget that, I'm all around perfect My wits drive by you, heh, it's making good progress
Believe me, your end is near, when I take this knife to your chest
This will be the day that you regret that you messed with the face, of, death
I'm the original, the real joke was you thinking you were the best
So get the fuck back, hand the note because I'm the new God of this world

Listen here, Light. Cause here's what I have to say
You last name spelled backwards actually spells I'm-a-gay
Everything that you try to say against me, I'll beat it
Your rhymes are like potato chips, I'll take one and eat it

What the L are you thinking, trying to come up against me!
I've evaded you for this long and you still think of victory?
What's your name? Let me write it, for death's hand beckons
You'll be dead soon, want to spit again? You have under forty seconds

Wh-what? Wha-what have you done?
I think I see a Light, you betrayed me, this is no fun
I had a sneaking suspicion that you would bring me to my end
I can't believe it, Light, I thought you were my friend

Now hold on a minute, Light, have you forgotten about me?
I'm Misa, your girlfriend, do you know what that means?
I'll use my Shinigami eyes to help you anyway I can
Tell me you love me, Light! Because I'm your number one fan

I have finally won! The new world is just beginning
When I spit rhymes so fast, it will leave your heads spinning
You think that you could stop me with your puny task force
I've become a god amongst men, fixing your problems at the source

Yo, Mello here, I'm a gangster who gets the job done
I'm L's true successor, so, get ready, Light, come at me, son
You call yourself a God, but you know you're just a common crook
You could've never have ruled the world without your handy dandy notebook

You think you're tough, hold on a second, Mihael Keehl
I wrote your name down, prepare to get impaled
By these rhymes, there's no chance you could ever beat me
Times up, my plan for world domination is complete

Let me slash you with my scythe so you can all rest in pieces
You're all going to die soon, why couldn't you see this?
I'm Death, what were you expecting, a spooky skeleton?
You'll be burning in hellfire since brimstone is my element
You fought valiantly, Light, but your life will end in a tragedy
And Misa, it was truly I who killed your deadbeat family

You're all rotten apples, getting deseeded by Ryuk
Let me bring you to peace, I'll write your names in my book

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES