Joke About Divorce - Blossoms

It's a fine mess (It's a fine mess)

I got myself into (What have you got yourself into?)

I'm in a spin (He's in a spin)

With nowhere to spin to (Where's he gonna spin to?)

But I know I should think before I open my mouth

(Yeah, you should think before you talk)

And I know that some things shouldn't be said out loud

(So why'd you go and say it?)

I guess this argument's not the place for a joke about divorce

My intentions were just a playful thing

To make you laugh of course

I'm neither use nor ornament

I must wait

My affections you ignore

I guess this argument's not the place for a joke about divorce

My phone calls (Her phone's still ringing now)

You curse (Tom, what the fuck?)

I said I'll write you some verse (Write you some verse)

You said boy, you've some nerve! (You've got some nerve)

But I won't include verbiage I'm not sure about

(Who'd you think you are?)

Or use a refrain just to stretch the strain out

(So why'd you go and say it?)

I guess this argument's not the place for a joke about divorce

My intentions were just a playful thing

To make you laugh of course

I'm neither use nor ornament

I must wait

My affections you ignore

I guess this argument's not the place for a joke about divorce

For a grown man

I should know better

Now I'm staring out

The front room window

Haven't spoke for hours

Yeah, I regret it

And while I find the words suppose I'll just say

I guess this argument's not the place for a joke about divorce

My intentions were just a playful thing

To make you laugh of course

I'm neither use nor ornament

I must wait

My affections you ignore

I guess this argument's not the place for a joke about divorce

Don't joke about it (Joke about it)

Don't joke about it

No, no, I said "No, no"

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No, no, no, no (Oh, oh, I made a joke about divorce)

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Don't joke about it

Oh, oh, I made a joke about divorce