IF LYRICS WERE CONFIDENTIAL - Waterparks

If lyrics were confidential
Thoughts go inconsequential
All that you'd hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"
I'd burn, burn every bridge you'd jump from
There's nowhere you can run from
The things I've gotta say, na-na-na-na
Ah, fuck it

I hate fifty percent of our fans
And the other half understands
And to the ones who don't
Go cry and choke on both of my middle finger ringed-up hands
God forbid my mom wakes up and reads
Half the crazy bullshit on her feed (Oh, God)
She's callin' up like, "What you done?"
'Cause some lyin' fuck said that I knocked 'em up
Gross, like I'd ever fuck you (Fuck you)
In case you didn't hear that, take two, fuck you
Waitin' by my car in the parkin' lot
Now I'm a bit of a restraining order juggernaut
It cost 25k, but the creeps don't stop
There's no peace in the three hundred feet I bought (Shut up)
(Shh) My girl feels like a side chick (Shh)
'Cause we gotta keep it private (Shh)
Hate to treat her like a sidekick
And hate bein' right like I'm psychic
No pics of us, got me sick because
Those grimy little fucks make it dangerous 'cause
You shouldn't know where she lives or works
Wanna tell you to die, but I can't say that in a verse, yeah, yeah
Right?

If lyrics were confidential
Thoughts go inconsequential
All that you'd hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"
I'd burn (I'd burn), burn every bridge you'd jump from (Jump from)
There's nowhere you can run from (Run from)
The things I've gotta say, na-na-na-na-na-na-na

One label said that "Things'll go great
If you don't talk back and don't put on weight"
"You're a little too niche for the radio
But you'd probably drive TikTok crazy though"
"Ayy, wait a minute (I've got it)
Timothée Chalamet"
What?
"Timothée Chalamet, do you know him?"
No, why would I know him? "Ah (Loser)"
"Would really help if you knew Tim
It'd probably get you some spins
Speakin' of which
What if you were sponsored by alcohol?"
I've never had a drink— "That doesn't matter at all!"
"Just take a little sip (Come on), we can edit it
And we'll get you a fraction a penny a click (Woo)
That's almost a penny a click, isn't that sick? (So rich)"
But I'd never tell y'all that shit (No, wait)

If lyrics were confidential
Thoughts go inconsequential
All that (All that) you'd hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"
I'd burn (I'd burn), burn every bridge you'd jump from (Jump from)
There's nowhere you can run from (Run from)
The things I've gotta say, na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Okay, let's see, verse three, what do we got?
Oh, okay we could talk about when **** called me on the phone
Saying he was gonna fucking kill me
Wait, did you just bleep ****, but not "fuck?"
That doesn't even make sense, don't bleep me on my song

Oh, and we're fading out, okay, good
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