Alien Sex Tape - Thumpasaurus

Hey you
You know what to do
When the light shines on you
You know where you're going to
And hey you
Once they've beamed you on through
No pressure to join in
You do what you want to do
And hey
If you'd like to see
I can show you interstellar sexuality
And ah-ha
We got a camera
Our sex ceremony's like a Kama Sutra

And I will show you things from a planet very far
And we film-make 'cause we study at a time much later
And we like the mating habits and how human beings are
It's our alien way to show you peace and love
And I will show you things from a planet very far
And we film-make 'cause we study at a time much later
And we like the mating habits and how human beings are
It's our alien way to show you peace and love

And they beam me up slowly, yes, I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says, "It's an alien sex tape, alien sex tape"
They beam me up slowly, yes, I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says, "It's an alien sex tape, alien sex tape"

Hey you
I am Dave, how do you do?
I'll be teaching class the interplanetary sex moves
And hey
Let me set your mind free
Eleven dimensions of sex is better than three
And ah-ha
We got a camera
To show the ceremony to a [?]
And I say, hey hey
How are you today?
We come here as a class interplanetary

Hey class on Earth, you're the meanest
But Jupiter's a penis
And take off Saturn's bra
See that Pluto's kinda hard
Beam a tape to Uranus
'Cause Mercury is shameless
And Neptune is shy but likes to watch us 'cause we're famous
And the Sun is a voyeur
But Venus is a lawyer
And we checked the codes of conducts of the cosmos way before ya
When we go to Orion for the orgy when we're horny
And we watch the sacred tape and we give thanks and then destroy it

And they beam me up slowly, yes, I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says, "It's an alien sex tape, alien sex tape"
They beam me up slowly, yes, I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says, "It's an alien sex tape, alien sex tape"

Can I get a copy?
I would like to study
The gratitude of sex and all the moves you taught me
Can I get a copy?
I would like to study
The gratitude of sex and all the moves you taught me
Can I get a copy?
I would like to study
The gratitude of sex and all the moves you taught me
Can I get a copy?
I would like to study
The gratitude of sex and all the moves you taught me

And they beam me up slowly, yes, I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says, "It's an alien sex tape, alien sex tape"
They beam me up slowly, yes, I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says, "It's an alien sex tape, alien sex tape"